manboobmaiden:

who decided being gay wasn’t manly? gay sex is technically twice as manly, you are literally doubling the amount of men in it

charmanclers:

you know when youre eating pizza and then all of a sudden the cheese does the thing

esslaurent:

love—is-my-weapon:

poopflow:

it should be a high school requirement to work in food and retail for at least 6 months a piece so everyone can understand not to be assholes to employees who are just doing their jobs 

and so we actually have some work experience to put on resumes

that’s actually a really good idea

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

I can tell it, this movie is going to be heartbreaking

brigwife:

i actually have an inordinate amount of feels about this ngl HE LOOKS SO PROUD OF HIS WEE BABBY

modestdemidov:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

sofapizza:

this’ll get me adopted in no time

bestlols:

Forgot how to cat

writingsforwinter:

Rebloggable by request.

izzy-springbolt:

is this ok can i have this blanket please