I'm 16, from England and sometimes I say funny things but not often
90% of my time is spent running this sick ass blog so you better like it
This speaks to me on an emotional level.
I took my kitten to the vet and all the veterinarians were all cuddling him and tickling him and going “awwwwww” and I realized that even though they see kittens every day they never get tired of it because they love them so much. And then I thought about gynecologists.
worlds most cynical art student
that title is a feat in itself
attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon
remember when we were kids and we used to all sing that demented version of the barney song where it was like “i hate you you hate me let’s go out and kill barney”
i don’t remember ever doing this. you were a fucked up kid
i hate you
you hate me
let’s go out an kill barney
with a baseball bat
and a 4x4
NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR
my sim was taking photobooth photos with another girl who DIED halfway through
Arturo is a 29-year-old male polar bear currently living in Argentina’s Mendoza Zoo. He is suffering in 40C (104F) heat in an enclosure that has just 20 inches of water for him to swim in and has as a consequence been displaying worrying behavior.
Please sign this petition or at least spread the word in order to have Arturo transferred to a zoo in Canada which has better facilities for an animal that is used to polar conditions.
It seriously doesnt even take three minutes
i’ve waited so long to find this again. and I will reblog it 3895721273 times if it’s needed.
i feel sorry for my friends. they must have really bad memory’s to forget to invite me everywhere they go