I'm 16, from England and sometimes I say funny things but not often
90% of my time is spent running this sick ass blog so you better like it
best looking mortgage advisor I’ve ever seen
I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.
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That awkward moment when you moonwalk into MJ
Fun Fact: That kid is actually Alfonso Ribeiro, AKA Carlton from Fresh Prince.
THIS WOULD ONLY HAPPEN TO CARLTON
its fucking face omg
FOX local affiliate accidentally shows dick pic on air
Honestly if you think about it. Like if I’m being honest? This is so funny
The mailman brings my dog a treat every day. This is what she does when she hears the truck approaching our street
THIS PHOTO IS CRAZY! HE CAN’T EVEN SEE THE TSUNAMI BEHIND HIM!?!
A warning to anybody thinking about getting a husky
I use hun not hon because you are not my honey, you are my fierce warrior
when will my reflection show who i am inside?