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My name's Kitty and I blog about pigeons and stuff

I'm 16, from England and sometimes I say funny things but not often

90% of my time is spent running this sick ass blog so you better like it
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15 minutes ago on September 16th | J | 67,701 notes
delva:

best looking mortgage advisor I’ve ever seen

delva:

best looking mortgage advisor I’ve ever seen

1 hour ago on September 16th | J | 14,596 notes

i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me:

I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.

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3 hours ago on September 16th | J | 64,061 notes
utabay:

nazeem38:

exxpensiveslang:

shroomyloomyland:

That awkward moment when you moonwalk into MJ


Fun Fact: That kid is actually Alfonso Ribeiro, AKA Carlton from Fresh Prince.

THIS WOULD ONLY HAPPEN TO CARLTON 

utabay:

nazeem38:

exxpensiveslang:

shroomyloomyland:

That awkward moment when you moonwalk into MJ

Fun Fact: That kid is actually Alfonso Ribeiro, AKA Carlton from Fresh Prince.

THIS WOULD ONLY HAPPEN TO CARLTON 

7 hours ago on September 15th | J | 719,424 notes
8 hours ago on September 15th | J | 96,270 notes

haunthecause:

its fucking face omg

10 hours ago on September 15th | J | 117,375 notes
drinkingsomewine:

unabating:

FOX local affiliate accidentally shows dick pic on air

Honestly if you think about it. Like if I’m being honest? This is so funny

drinkingsomewine:

unabating:

FOX local affiliate accidentally shows dick pic on air

Honestly if you think about it. Like if I’m being honest? This is so funny

12 hours ago on September 15th | J | 238,501 notes
vewn:

trolliweirdlyawesome:

Long live the worm revolution!
Art by spyrogif

this is demonic as hell

vewn:

trolliweirdlyawesome:

Long live the worm revolution!

Art by spyrogif

this is demonic as hell

13 hours ago on September 15th | J | 4,252 notes
awwww-cute:

The mailman brings my dog a treat every day. This is what she does when she hears the truck approaching our street

awwww-cute:

The mailman brings my dog a treat every day. This is what she does when she hears the truck approaching our street

15 hours ago on September 15th | J | 298,859 notes
neyagawa:

THIS PHOTO IS CRAZY! HE CAN’T EVEN SEE THE TSUNAMI BEHIND HIM!?!

neyagawa:

THIS PHOTO IS CRAZY! HE CAN’T EVEN SEE THE TSUNAMI BEHIND HIM!?!

17 hours ago on September 15th | J | 56,908 notes
omgbuglen:

A warning to anybody thinking about getting a husky

omgbuglen:

A warning to anybody thinking about getting a husky

19 hours ago on September 15th | J | 80,400 notes
20 hours ago on September 15th | J | 403,125 notes

bekkaa:

I use hun not hon because you are not my honey, you are my fierce warrior

22 hours ago on September 15th | J | 409,316 notes
1 day ago on September 15th | J | 3,558 notes

amoying:

when will my reflection show who i am inside?

1 day ago on September 15th | J | 16,652 notes